Why, Hello there! My name is Keith! I'm from Michigan. Let's be pals.
I enjoy:
-The Real Housewives Series
-NBC Comedies
-Musical Theatre
-Lady Gaga

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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

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