Why, Hello there! My name is Keith! I'm from Michigan. Let's be pals.
I enjoy:
-The Real Housewives Series
-NBC Comedies
-Musical Theatre
-Lady Gaga

(Source: de-preciated, via bahamvt)

(Source: buteravxlentine)

(Source: magicmoments00)

Why should we accept you college:
*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly* me:
damn son you in college:

(via jul14n)

m....m...m baby:
mama? ma? mommy? mom:
m...m... baby:
m..mY ANACONDA DONT baby: